PHOTO:Victory against Germany means Gary Cahill is now England's greatest ever captain! thought it was a friendly match??

England's Brave Gary Cahill has lead Brave England on a Brave fightback against Un-brave Germany on a brave Saturday night in Berlin.  

It was the stuff of dreams, the stuff legends are made of.  And all thanks to some poor defending that cunningly allowed the hosts to go 2-0 up and relax.  The most dangerous lead!

It was the impetus Roy Hodgson needed to make massive changes and bring on future Ballon d'Or winner  Jamie Vardy and ... wait, that was the only non-injury enforced sub made?  In a friendly?!  What in the world?  We all realize this is just a friendly, right?  It doesn't actually mean anything, right?
Oh, who am I kidding.  England have real hope!  Euro 2016,World Cup 2018, Euro 2020, World Cup 2022.  It will be renamed the Harry Kane Trophy.  And all thanks to Cahill's bad piece of defending.  "You got him, Clyney."m.  Although it took them an hour to open the scoring.
First up, Harry Kane's Johan Cruyff tribute act.

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